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BiG iNC is now accepting it’s first ONE THOUSAND APPLICANTS
This is a lack-of-skill-based mint. Visit the Down Bad Board to see how you stack up
The BiG iNC workforce can only support FIFTEEN THOUSAND TOTAL ROLES ever. Be on the lookout for those available positions.
Head over to the Employee Orientation Room 578A to turn in your Acceptance Letter for your Proof of Employment! Burn your BiG iNC Acceptance Letter for an Employee today.
Ouch! Are you down bad too? Visit the Down Bad Board and find out.
* breadsticks not included
* must sign waiver
* must choose between appearance or personality
BiG iNC is looking for individuals who are sad, down bad and have no choice in life but to accept the only offer available. This probably sounds like you, right? That's what we thought. Join BiG iNC and dedicate the rest of your life to the supply chain, at least your labor won't be put to waste.
Do you have what it takes? Of course you do! We’ll find a home for everyone where they can be used! Don’t have any skills? Not a problem. As Will Durant said, “In the last analysis civilization is based upon the food supply!”
We're excited to announce that we are once again holding Group Interviews for our open positions. If you're interested in being part of a dynamic and innovative company, we encourage you to book a slot with one of our interviewers.
At BiG iNC, we take teamwork and dedication seriously. Take the pledge to join our family by performing the Rite of All Hands! Many hands make light work, and we’ve got a finger in every pie!
We're looking for the ONE THOUSAND WORST TRADERS to join the BiG iNC family. We believe that with a little extra support and encouragement, anyone can reach their full potential and make valuable contributions to society. So, if you're feeling down bad by your lack of skills, let us help you make a positive impact.
BiG iNC takes wash trading very seriously and scores will be manually reviewed throughout the application process to ensure wash trades and excessive transfers are excluded. Be sure to come back every day to see your scores grow (or shrink)!
Prove yourself to be the absolute worst of the worst traders, and we will LITERALLY give you the keys to BiG iNC.
You only need to submit your application once to get BiG POiNTS with each new prompt. Make sure to check back often.
Last updated Apr 18th, 12am UTC
For every ETH you lost selling NFTs (minted or bought on secondary and not transferred), 1,000 points
For every ETH of gas you spent, 1,000 points
2,500 points per listed token bought at "top".
5,000 points for any balance greater than 0
5,000 points per NFT minted of the following collections.
5,000 points per NFT if you are still holding the following collections.
2,500 points per NFT If you bought any NFTs from the below influencers.
For every ETH loss, you get 500 points. For every ETH gain, you lose 500 points (from NFTs you minted or bought on secondary and not transferred)
What does BiG iNC not do? BiG iNC is more than a company, we’re a family! We celebrate our successes together, and we truly are committed to supporting each other.
Good news, you already are!
At BiG iNC, we believe in a healthy work-life balance. For us, BiG iNC is our life, and we’re always striving to work harder. We love what we do, and we hope you do too!
Working in our state-of-the-art BiG iNC Campus comes with an amazing amount of amenities, it won’t even feel like you’re working!
Full-time BiG iNC employees earn vacation hours for every year they work! Note, accrued vacation time must be taken the year it is earned.
All the fantastic amenities available to BiG iNC employees are open from 9am-5pm Monday through Friday, using your employee ID code found on your badge. Simply enter the 12 digit number directly onto the control panel of the desired item, and wait for the 2 Factor confirmation code to be sent to your mobile device. You’ll be brewing that coffee in no time!
There are currently no reported issues with any items in the BiG iNC family of products on the market.
BiG iNC’s revolutionary campus offers a modern take on the classic workplace blueprint. You’ll find relaxation areas scattered throughout your entire floor, allowing you to rest whenever you need.
We believe in efficiency, and we’re determined to implement a tiny dose of it in every way we can! Why not try something new?
Using your employee ID code found on your badge, you can request a ‘Field Day’ code at any time! Simply enter the 12 digit number directly onto the control panel of the front door, and wait for the 2 Factor confirmation code to be sent to your mobile device. But, don’t worry if you miss the Ice Cream truck, I’m sure he’ll be back again soon!
* Geese are not inherently silly, but they do exhibit certain behaviors that some people might find amusing or quirky.
BiG MiSTER was born the eldest of three children to a single mother a long, long time ago. Despite the challenges of poverty and ostracism the family faced, BiG MiSTER's mother instilled in them a strong work ethic and a determination to succeed. BiG MiSTER did his best to act as a father figure to his younger siblings, but after the tragic disappearance of his sister and the subsequent falling out with his irresponsible younger brother, BiG MiSTER decided it was time to focus on achieving his own life goals. He founded Big, Inc., and through diversification and aggressive hiring tactics, took the company from nothing to one of the world’s industry leaders in manufacturing of everything. He believes that with fierce dedication and a willingness to succeed, anyone can help him achieve his goals.
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Not everyone is BiG iNC Material! You could have had 0 Big Points on the Down Bad Board. If you’d like a chance to still join the BiG iNC Family, you’ll need to participate in a Group Interview. Good luck!
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